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PostSubject: Ancient Chinese Proverbs   Ancient Chinese Proverbs Icon_minitime13/12/06, 12:33 am

Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
>Man who run in front of car get tired
>Man who run behind car get exhausted.
>Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
>Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
>Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
>Man with one chopstick go hungry.
>Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. *~*~ *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
>*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~*~*~*
>Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
>Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth..
>War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
>Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
>Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
>*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*
>It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
>Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
>Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
>Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
>Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
>Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
>*~*~* ~*~*~* ~*~*~*~*

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