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PostSubject: True justice for whiney men   13/12/06, 01:56 am

DEFINITELY THE BEST E-MAIL OF THE YEAR!!!!!
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his
>>wife stayed
>> home.
>>
>>
>> He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:
>>
>>
>> "Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my
>>wife merely
>> stays at home.
>>
>>
>> I want her to know what I go through, so please
>>
>>
>> allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen.
>>
>>
>> God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.
>>
>>
>> The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman.
>>
>>
>> He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set
>>out their
>> school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove
>>them to
>> school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the
>>cleaners
>> and stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping,
>>then
>> drove home to put away the groceries, paid the bills and balanced
>>the
>> chequebook. He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog.
>>Then it
>> was already 1 P.M. and he hurried to make the beds, do the
>>laundry,
>> vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor.
>>
>>
>> Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument
>>with them
>> on the way home.
>>
>>
>> Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their
>>homework,
>> then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the
>>ironing.
>>
>>
>> At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for
>>salad,
>> breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper.
>>
>>
>> After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded
>>laundry,
>> bathed the kids, and put them to bed.
>>
>>
>> .At 9 P.M.! he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't
>> finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love,
>>which he
>> managed to get through without complaint.
>>
>>
>> The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and
>>said:
>> Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my
>>wife's
>> being able to stay home all day. Please, oh please, let us trade
>>back."
>>
>>
>> The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied: "My son, I feel you
>>have
>> learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to
>>the way
>> they were."
>>
>>
>> You'll just have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant
>>last
>> night."

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