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Chell88
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PostSubject: Blonde Jokes   13/12/06, 12:09 am

blonde finds herself in dire trouble.
Her business has gone bust and she's in serious financial straits.
She's so desperate that she decides to ask God for help.
She begins to pray...
"God, please help me. I've lost my business and if I don't get some
money, I'm going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the lotto."
Lotto night comes, and somebody else wins it.
She again prays...
"God, please let me win the lotto! I've lost my business, my house
and I'm going to lose my car as well."
Lotto night comes and she still has no luck.

Once again, she prays... "My God, why have you forsaken me?
I've lost my business, my house, and my car. My children are starving. I
don't often ask you for help, and I have always been a good servant to
you.
PLEASE just let me win the lotto this one time so I can get my life
back in order."
Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open and
the blonde is confronted by the voice of God Himself...

"Sweetheart, work with Me on this.----- Buy a ticket."

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PostSubject: Re: Blonde Jokes   09/06/07, 05:11 pm

Its funny but not right
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Chell88
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PostSubject: Re: Blonde Jokes   21/06/07, 04:33 pm

that's just cuz ur a blonde

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PostSubject: Re: Blonde Jokes   07/08/07, 02:07 pm

yea so

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