Chell88 Queen Bitch
Number of posts : 150 Age : 36 Location : Rockin with Poison in August!! Custom Title : Too impatient for boyfriends that I know better than Quote : WARNING: Do yourself a favor and DON'T piss me off Registration date : 2006-12-09
| Subject: True justice for whiney men 13/12/06, 01:56 am | |
| DEFINITELY THE BEST E-MAIL OF THE YEAR!!!!! >> >> >> >> >> A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his >>wife stayed >> home. >> >> >> He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: >> >> >> "Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my >>wife merely >> stays at home. >> >> >> I want her to know what I go through, so please >> >> >> allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen. >> >> >> God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. >> >> >> The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. >> >> >> He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set >>out their >> school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove >>them to >> school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the >>cleaners >> and stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, >>then >> drove home to put away the groceries, paid the bills and balanced >>the >> chequebook. He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog. >>Then it >> was already 1 P.M. and he hurried to make the beds, do the >>laundry, >> vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor. >> >> >> Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument >>with them >> on the way home. >> >> >> Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their >>homework, >> then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the >>ironing. >> >> >> At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for >>salad, >> breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper. >> >> >> After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded >>laundry, >> bathed the kids, and put them to bed. >> >> >> .At 9 P.M.! he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't >> finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, >>which he >> managed to get through without complaint. >> >> >> The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and >>said: >> Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my >>wife's >> being able to stay home all day. Please, oh please, let us trade >>back." >> >> >> The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied: "My son, I feel you >>have >> learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to >>the way >> they were." >> >> >> You'll just have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant >>last >> night." | |
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